Tis the season for… butt crack flower pots? What!?
Ok, first off before I start my post, I wanted to post an ad that I thought I already posted but apparently didn’t
I must’ve closed it after previewing the post because the draft is just sitting here all lonely. I wanted to let you all know that Kim B. is having a HUGE sale this week. Here’s the graphic ad that will ‘splain it all nice and purdy for you:

This is at both Digiscrap Obsession and Digi ScrapVAult.
I feel terrible for that happening, hopefully you still have enough time to go tear apart her store LOL. I know I always do, I always have been and always will be a huge fan of Kim’s!
So… what else is going on?! I feel a ramble coming on because I haven’t posted a real blabber post in forever! I was thinking earlier about all the stuff that’s happened since my last chatty post and couldn’t believe how long it’s been. We’ve been through losing Izzy’s first tooth, to Izzy starting Kindergarten, then Izzy losing his second tooth, Izzy turning 6… which I’m still in denial about! So many things, and that’s just Izzy! A lot I’ve overlooked on purpose… I get like that when I get down or stressed out about things in real life outside of our fun little digi scrap world. I forget that I need to keep looking at the positive sometimes and I just let it eat me alive. I also have anxiety issues and when the sad and high strung Nett get together… they tie the silly Nett up and hide her away until she can break free again. Hopefully that’s over with for a bit, or at least hopefully I’ve learned to work through a bit of it so I can find the silly again. The last few days… yeah I’ve had a whole lot of it hanging out with me LOL. It always starts with sleep deprivation, which happens to me a lot because I don’t sleep well EVER. Even if I try to, I’m a major insomniac and get about 2 or 3 hours a night. So starting with the slippers and jammies the other day the giggles started in me
We got him a new pair, kinda like a grandpa would wear… which is perfect for a guy like him LOL. They didn’t really have any fun kids slippers that would fit him, I didn’t realize that once you hit 6 you didn’t get fun stuff anymore
He loved them though, because they came with a few new pairs of Spongebob pajamas. Reagan wasn’t too happy with that, anything Spongebob is HERS and only HERS!! She’s a freak for him still. She calls him “Bob Bob Bobby” LOL it’s hilarious. Well she calmed down once she saw that they had “Cars” slippers at Wal Mart. She had to have them, man I love her… such a tomboy
They’re adorable slippers too, I took a pic of her in them to show you… but I can’t find where it ended up. O-well. So since I had the good mood moving in, I decided it was finally time to get our Christmas video made… last year I bought one of the Jib Jab Elf Yourself videos, as you all probably remember LOL. It was a huge hit so I had another go with it. I didn’t finish it until tonight, I had to find a better pic of Reagan because she apparently hated the first one I did. She just sat and SCREAMED at the top of her lungs through it. Now she seems happy, and they make me play it non stop. Have a peek at it if you’d like, I can never get enough of Izzy’s ears… I keep joking saying that his ears were made for me to do this LOL.
That one is always my favorite, love seeing Mark disco LOL. They had a couple new ones this year, but I fought for the disco. The kids both wanted one where we all sang Christmas songs, but meh. I wasn’t feeling it. I’m not sure if it was the video itself, or just that I couldn’t understand what we were supposed to be singing. Every time I played it Izzy would laugh so loud, he’s all you could hear. So eventually I got annoyed with it LOL. I should give it another chance… Ok, here I’ll watch it again and let you see it too.
Nah, it’s still annoying me… it’s funny but it’s no disco
So I did get some sleep that night by the way. When I did I had the most redonkulous dream too. I’m thinking it gave me inspiration and maybe now there’s big things in store for Disasterpiece Studios! I don’t know what my issue was because it’s only happened to a few photos that I can even think of… but apparently I had issue with Mark’s butt crack ruining one that I really liked? I don’t know, all I know is that I had a dream that I started a service on my blog here that would take your cherished photos that have been ruined by your husbands pants falling down just far enough to show some crack… and I would make the butt crack look like a flower pot growing flowers. Yes, yes I did. The extraction dork that I am, I would extract pretty flowers from other pictures and I would “plant” them in butt cracks to save many family photos. Laugh at me if you must… but this service blew up HUGE… EVERYONE was ordering these from me LOL! We ended up rich and in a mansion by the end of the dream… all because you wanted me to turn your hubby’s butt crack into a flower pot. I have issues, this I know. I will gladly accept that for dreams like that one though… getting to tell stories like that to my husband and son are the best LOL. I had Izzy laughing so hard that no sound was coming out of his mouth. I always know I did a good job if that happens
Well enough torturing you with my stupidity tonight
I think it’s time for me to get back to work and try to make some more goodies for you to scrap with. Sound good? I’m hoping to be back tomorrow or on Christmas Eve with a little freebie for you, just haven’t quite finished it up yet. Take care all, thanks for stopping by!




















  
  




















Oh I love the disco!
and I can’t wait to see the logo for your butt crack biz :p
OMFG I am pissing myself here!!!! Go Mark Go!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Butt crack flowers, yeah, that’s good. I insist you create an example photo. I love the disco elves BTW.